Interviewing Norman




Humans Against Morality & Ethics, or H.A.M.E. was established in 1996 by Norman W. Garnish. "It just came to me one day", said Norman. "There I was sitting in the jacuzzi on a hot summer day and I realized, why should I be the only one to have this much fun"? H.A.M.E.’s mission statement is to fulfill your dream by any way possible, and if that means that payment for your dream is your soul, so be it!
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